I prescribe: Garbo Hat

For: Derby Parties, Flirtation, Mystery

Prescriber’s Notes: Garbo was known for her hats, and now you can be too!  This hat screams elegance (if elegance would scream) and glamour.  It does double duty by hiding your best asset from the sun, and alows you to peek out from under it with a come hither eye.

For: Lazy, Dirty, Sexy, Francophiles

Prescriber’s Notes: Wish you could pull off that Euro/Boho earthy sexy thing but have issues with cleanliness and an obsession with doing the laundry that is holding you back? Now you can wash your clothes and smell like you slept in them too. In a good way. One of the world’s sexiest and best kept secrets, meets one of the worlds best designer laundry liquids. Enjoy your walk of shame, hot stuff.

For: Narcissicm, Low Libido, Spicing things up

Prescriber’s Notes: Would you rather curl up with a book than with your lover lately? Now you can do both. Read this together and keep bedtime boredom at bay.

For: Feelings of Inadequacy, Paranoia, Fear of the apocalypse

Prescriber’s Notes: Sometimes it is the little things that matter. Like food, water, shelter. Me make big fire. You be fine. Of course you could carry a lighter, but where’s the romance in that?