I Prescribe: Joe Wirtheim’s The Victory Garden of Tomorrow Modern Homefront Propaganda Art

For: “Green” Guilt, Campaign Nostalgia

Prescriber’s Notes: Every one of Joe Wirtheim’s posters contain a powerful environmental message coupled with awesome graphics.  What kitchen or kid’s room wouldn’t benefit from such cool, stylish reminder?

I Prescribe: Plan City Green Dollhouse

For: Eco-Guilt, Green-Envy, Modern Love

Prescriber’s Notes: You don’t live in a completely green home, but you can dream, can’t you? This puppy comes with wind turbine, solar cell panel, and even tiny recycling bins. There is also a furnished version, but you were going to knit your own furniture, right? Or at least make them out of your recycled hemp dishcloths?

For: Guilt, Disgust, Unidentified Food Object fears

Prescriber’s Notes: Do leftovers put you in a tailspin. Angel on your shoulder says “Eat them! It’s thrifty! It’s the right thing to do!” while the devil hisses “what the hell is that slop in the stained old take and toss container anyway? Give it to the dog and get yourself some proper takeout!”  Keep that fear of food poisoning at bay and save on groceries/takeout.

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I Prescribe: Red Velvet Revolution Cupcake in a Jar

For: PMS, Guilt, Cupcake Cravings, Reaching out to old friends.

Prescriber’s Notes: Don’t you hate that distance separates us from some of our friends? Well now you can send you BFF that cupcake to show em that you care. When you receive one of these in your mailbox, you’ll forget the crappy day that you had.

For: Eco Penitance, Karma, Constipation

Prescriber’s Notes: What goes around comes around. What goes up must come down. What goes in… Well you know. This paper is made from POO. Poo! No joke. Perfect for writing letters to people you don’t like (just so you can say “hey, I’m sending you poo!”) or just for helping elephants and feeling better of all the ways you have harmed the environment in days past. Write on it. Don’t eat it.

I prescribe: Chico Cozies

For: Eco Guilt, Hand Scalding, Beverage Ruts

Prescriber’s Notes: Every day it’s the same old same old. You get your preferred drink, extra hot. And in order to avoid third degree burns when you get your fix, you double cup and cuff it. Oh the shameful waste. Tree killer! Ditch the extra cups and cuff and protect your paws when you dress up your drink with this clever cozy.

For: Eco Guilt, The Element of Surprise

Prescriber’s Notes: Trick out your kitchen cuppa like an expensive brand name latte. You’ll save trees and dollars. Perfect for lazy Sunday mornings!

For: Romantics, Guilty Partiers, Sassy Servers

Prescriber’sNotes: Love Letters, Thank You notes, Divorce papers… They are all so much easier to serve up with style when you have a handlettered return address stamp to cute it up without cramping your digits. Perfect gift for change of address sans stress as well.

For: Eco Guilt, Nomadic lifestyle, Living up to your “down to earth” title without putting down roots

Prescriber’s Notes: So you forget your reusable shopping bags more often than you remember them. And so what if you can’t seem to keep a houseplant alive no matter how hard you try. You travel too much. It doesn’t mean you don’t heart mother Earth. Show them that some Rolling Stones DO gather moss. No watering required.

I Prescribe: Mrs. Prindable’s Double Chocolate Peanut Butter Almond Caramel Apple

For: Nutritional Guilt, Rationalizing, Selfishness, Splurging

Prescriber’s Notes: Heck yea I’m eating this whole thing by myself- what of it? It’s ONLY ONE APPLE so why shouldn’t I? Fiber, vitamin C, plus protein from the peanut butter and almonds….yep, it’s health food. No need to share it. Get your own.