I Prescribe: Die Electric Cork Outlet Plug

For: Environmentally conscious peeps, cheapskates

Prescriber’s Notes: Stick a cork in that outlet.  Don’t plug in another appliance to burn more fossil fuels, blast holes in the ozone layer, or rack up your electric bill.

For: Lushes, Interior designers

Prescriber’s Notes: Who says art has to be prim and proper or classical? Colette’s Drinking Problem or The Trouble With Zombies depict real problems with imaginary friends. Colette never drinks alone as long as her alchie animal friends are getting tore up from the floor up with her. In The Trouble With Zombies the chick with the crowbar ia ready to whoop some zombie tail. She’s already taken out one skeleton dude and is ready for more. Perfect adult playroom art- don’tcha think?

I Prescribe: Manischewitz

For: Rites: Rites of passage, Nostalgia

Prescriber’s Notes: Woe to the Bar Mitzvah boy who partakes too much sweet kosher wine. Passover is all about drinking four cups, but you probably should stick to a fine Baron Herzog vintage instead of the concord grape nectar of the Chosen people. Still, no seder spread would be complete without this stuff. And when Elijah comes a knocking at your door, you’d better have his hooch already poured!

For: Worriers, Parents, St Patricks Day Revellers

Prescriber’s Notes: You’re going out for St Patrick’s Day tonight? Wouldn’t hurt to have some of these. For tomorrow morning too. That corned beef and cabbage is hard on the stomach. Who told you green beer was a good idea anyway?

I Prescribe: Logitech Illuminated Keyboard

For: Late Nights, Drunk Emailing, Effrontery

Prescriber’s Notes: For the nightowls out there that want to knock out a couple of emails without turning on the lights this is definitely for you.  This 9.3mm thin keyboard has keys like a laptop, each of which are backlit with adjustable brightness settings.  With its thin acrylic frame and sleek lines, nocturnal emailing has never been this sexy.