I Prescribe: Wedding Ring Coffin

For: Closure, Divorce, Breaking up, Moving on

Prescriber’s Notes: Lo though I walk through the morass of internet dating… It’s over baby. Done. Dead. Time to move along. But before we put this marriage to rest, let’s officially put it to rest. Tombstone sold separately.

For: Romantics, Guilty Partiers, Sassy Servers

Prescriber’sNotes: Love Letters, Thank You notes, Divorce papers… They are all so much easier to serve up with style when you have a handlettered return address stamp to cute it up without cramping your digits. Perfect gift for change of address sans stress as well.

I Prescribe: Louis Vuitton Monogram Vernis Heart Change Purse

For: Divorce Settlements, Gold Diggers, Revenge Shopping, Change

Prescriber’s Notes: They say laughter is the best medicine, and you, my dear can laugh all the way to the bank knowing that this change purse costs at least ten times more than the max amount of change it can carry. Sometimes change is good – a change of scene, a long overdue life change. Just don’t ever short change yourself. Love the change.

I Prescribe: Philosophy Falling in Love Perfume Oil

For: Dating Pool Re-Entry, Jadedness, Feeling Old

Prescriber’s Notes: This happily romantic perfume is a smash hit with everyone. Subtle and uncloying, it has undertones of cotton candy sure to spark the fire of hope even in the hardened hearts of relationship cynics. Remember first love? Possibilities? The feeling that any thing could happen? Perfect gift for a Divorcee’s first Date night, after the ink has dried or for when you cannot remember the last time you both dressed up. In that event, lose the clothes, just wear the perfume.