
I Prescribe: Rear Gear Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog
For: Covering (their) butt, Glossing over reality, Because what kind of freak would subject their pet to anal bleaching. I mean, really. Come on people!
Prescriber’s Notes: Fluffy Wuffy and little Pinkypuff Schnookums really are uber-adorable. We cannot deny this. Every last part of them. Except. Their assholes. Up until recently animal assholes were something you simply had to tolerate. But no longer. Now you can *COVER* your animal’s asshole with a flower, a smiley face or even a cupcake. Isn’t that awesome!? We think so.

























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