I Prescribe: Poptastic Electronic Bubble Wrap Popper
For: Frustration, Going to the DMV, Jury Duty
Prescriber’s Notes: We all know how once you start popping, it’s impossible to stop. Oh sweet release! You pop and pop and pop in orgasmic frenzy until that sad sad moment comes when you are left with a shrivelled up, used up, flaccid sheet of plastic. Satisfied but not satiated. Don’t let this happen to you anymore! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, you will be ready to pop. Pop till you drop!
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allison 03.13.09 at 1:23 pm
Oh, this could definitely help relieve some workday tension. Some mom tension. Wife tension. You name it.
Dawn 03.13.09 at 7:20 pm
So awesome.