I Prescribe: Donkey Cigarette Dispenser
For: Political Incorrectness, Peer Pressure, Being the Butt of Jokes
Prescriber’s Notes: Smoking is politically incorrect and some might say offensive but nothing says you could give a damn about that like a donkey that shoots your smokes out its butt. So simple a child could operate it. Which is perfect. Let ‘em play with the donkey while you have your smoke. Also makes an excellent crayon dispenser, should you manage to quit your nasty cancer causing habit. “Time to color kids, can you get me the cornflower blue crayon from your ass?”
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