I Prescribe: Anti Freeze Ice Cream Spade
For: Weakness, Weariness, Impatience
Prescriber’s Notes: Bent spoon no more! Who wants to wait for the ice cream to thaw and get runny before they dish out their reward. This magic spade cuts through bricks of ice cream like buttah. You won’t build up your triceps or burn any calories scooping you servings with this. But you will save your silverware.
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