I Prescribe: Baby Fish Mouth “I Love the Smell of Baby Powder in the Morning” Tee
For: Missing Date Night, Post Traumatic New Parent Stress Disorder, Nerves
Prescriber’s Notes: You have not slept or showered in days. Your home looks like a bomb struck it. You hair… let’s not go there. It’s time for a little humor, and perspective. Apply humor directly to child. Laugh like a crazed banshee. There. That’s better, isn’t it? Now go rent a movie. You can re-use the packaging for your popcorn. Date Night has been relocated to the couch.
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