Tali Gilette Diamond Mama Necklace

I Prescribe: Tali Gillette Mama Necklace

For: Separation Anxiety, Sleep Deprivation

Prescriber’s Notes: The baby weaned himself. The kindergartener got on the bus without crying. The High School Freshman asked you to drop her off at the corner, cause she doesn’t think she looks cool when you hover. You went to labor and delivery and all you got was the (anything but lousy) necklace. And it still makes you all verklempt.

Tagged as: Child Shopology, Separation Anxiety, Sleep Deprivation, Tali Gillette Mama Necklace