I Prescribe: Harley Davidson
For: Fear of Forty, Balding, Sexual Frustration
Prescriber’s Notes: Remember when you scoffed at your own mortality? Missing out on regular adrenaline rushes? The good news is your heart can still probably take it.
Retail Therapy & Shopping Cure for Feeling Fat, Getting Dumped & Bad Hair Days
Retail Therapy, Shopping prescriptions for all of life’s problems!
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BillyWarhol 01.13.09 at 2:35 pm
OK I just had yet another Over 40 Bday + yeah I’m not gettin’ Laid enuf but I would Love
to Drive that Baby to Sturgis next Summer!!
Who knows I might even Get LUCKY!! ;PPP