by Audrey on July 3, 2009
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I prescribe: Johnson’s Baby Baby Powder
For: Beach Bums, Beach Babes, Sand-loves, Sand-haters
Prescriber’s Notes: Its the surfer’s secret: Baby Powder dries and removes sand instantly. Rub it on before hitting the beach, and reapply often, as soon as any sand sticks to hands, feet, or other body parts. Apply often and enjoy dryness, and sandlessness, on your next beach trip.
by Ciaran/Momfluential on July 2, 2009
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I Prescribe: Benadryl Quick Dissolve Strips
For: Insecurity, Anxiety, The Itchies
Prescriber’s Notes: Don’t walk around with a neurotic swirl of what if’s making you miserable. Example: What if a bee flies into my coke, stings me, causes an allergic reaction, and I die? Just buy some benadryl and bring it with you everywhere. One more worry crossed off your list. Now you can sleep at night. Especially if you actually take the benadryl.
by Ciaran/Momfluential on July 2, 2009
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I Prescribe: UV Skinz
For: Vulnerability, Confidence Boosting, Sensitivity
Prescriber’s Notes: Who’s afraid of the big bad sun? Not you. Get out there without getting burned. UVSkinz have got your back!
by Ciaran/Momfluential on July 1, 2009
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I Prescribe: Made With Love Bracelets from Shop Bop
For: Bravery, Bullying, BFFs
Prescriber’s Notes: Here’s a bunch of bracelets to share with all your BFFs. You made it through the storm together and have each other’s backs. Show your solidarity with some recycled rubber fair trade bangles that are at their best when they’re all together - much like your and your girls.
by Ciaran/Momfluential on July 1, 2009
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I Prescribe: Lavender Baby Bowl
For: Longing, Nostalgia, Forgetfullness
Prescriber’s Notes: You know how people are always saying they could just eat that baby up? Here’s how to serve em up. For a photo! Use this bowl for seriously cute shots. If you have a baby you are probably sleep deprived and at risk of forgetting how cute and tiny they are. Don’t take any chances!
by Ciaran/Momfluential on June 30, 2009
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I Prescribe: Tocca Stella Solid Perfume
For: Flying by Night, Clumsiness, Simplifying
Presciber’s Notes: You like to live dangerously but not foolishly. Don’t be toting your fragrance in liquid form. Tocca scents stay sultry all through a summer’s worth of travel.
by Andrea on June 30, 2009
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I Prescribe: Adult Footed Pajamas
For: Depression, Comfort, Rainy Days
Prescriber’s Notes: For those nights when the rain is pouring outside the windows, the wine is poured and there’s a fire going (at least in your imagination). These aren’t everyday pajamas. These are to be pulled out only in case of emergency! Throw them on, have a good cry and wake up the next morning refreshed and feeling like a new person.
by Ciaran/Momfluential on June 29, 2009
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I Prescribe: Et Tu Insectus? Garden Markers
For: Betrayal, Failure, Blameshifting
Prescriber’s Notes: It’s not your fault. You were totally set up last summer. Those aphids on your neighbors roses had it in for you. A plague on their house! Better their house than your crop, right? Perhaps an ounce of prevention and humor will keep the bugs at bay this year.
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I Prescribe: EcoAnkle Corset Cuffs
For: Cankles
Prescriber’s Notes: Take away your cankles and look sexy doing it! Suck it in, lace up your ankle corsets and bring those sexy ankles back!